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The fear of hair is a horrible condition that must be confronted and defeated. If your lovely lady suffers from trichophobia, take heart for there is hope.

Trichophobia is like a fire that you can't find. You know it's burning and you see it's deadly affects but you are only "smelling the smoke." For there to be healing you must find the fire itself, douse it with the waters of hairy love and scatter its ashes to the four winds.

Finding the Fire

To find the fire you must talk to your loved one and begin to trace the smoke trail of fear. Ask questions like "when do you feel the strong fear of hair," "do you have bad hair dreams," "when did your fear start and how has it grown?"
When you begin to address the issue and dig deep you'll notice patterns and tendencies that will lead to the event that started the fire. No one is born fearing hair, it is a learned behavior...and it can be unlearned!

Dousing the Fire

Now that you have found the fire itself you need to put it out. During this stage of the healing process it is vital that you be gentle and go slow. Begin by having your lady rub your arm hair, hmmmm see, that's nice.
Then show an old picture of yourself with facial hair (if you don't have one then shame on you, get a fake beard and take picture to use for this part of the healing process) allow that picture to be held and soaked in. After that put your loved ones hand to your grizzled face and invite her to join you in your beard adventure. Each day hold her hand to your face as it grows and let her know the beard.
When the time is right, you'll know in your heart when it comes, lean in and nuzzle-cuddle her with your beard and hair. As she enjoys the splendor of your man hair the fire will be doused and reduced to ashes.

Ashes to the Wind

The fire is out now but we don't want any chance of it flaring up again. To "scatter the ashes" have your woman join you in the ritual known as Sprouting Splendor. Both of you shall shave your normal repsective shaving areas to the skin (face for the man, legs and armpits for the woman), then you will both let nature take its course and not shave nor cut one hair for 3 weeks. That may seem hard but the road to healing is rarely an easy one. At the end of the 3 weeks join each other in front of a fire wearing undergarments made from a Lambs wool (the same lamb, it is essential that the wool be from only one lamb) and proceed to cuddle until dawn. The raw power of nature will cauterize the wounds of trichophobia. All is well now, all is well.